WARNING: This note is not and will never be known for it’s grammatical correctedness nor it’s evenly flowing poetic sound.
I have a friend named Tanner.
He’s really kewl it’s true.
The only thing that he is not,
Is amazing like a Jew.
His hair blows swiftly in the wind.
And his smile is astounding.
It’s kinda funny I’m writing this
Cause from over my shoulder he’s hounding.
He doesn’t use nearly enough whip cream
When he works with me.
So if your frap is servirely lacking,
just know it was not from my slacking.
(uhhh to be cont. when creativity begins to flow 😛 )